- me: dad i have to tell you something
- dad: are you lesbian
- are you pregnant
- are you addicted to drugs
- are you a prostitute
- are you pregnant
- you aren't pregnant are you
- you're gay aren't you
- me: i'm hungry
can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send
(Source: mad-dog-murphy)










